The Inimitable Danny Kaye.

In honor of it being SAG Awards time, and me having to watch ten movies before yesterday, I bring you this bit of silliness from Danny Kaye.

(By the end of my ten movies, they may be carrying me out by the elbows just like Danny.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoEUxTTobZ0

 

And, as a special bonus, one of his most famous bits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CetQrxFp4XI

 

Just remember:  Eschew all vessels, pestles, palaces and chalices, and you’ll be fine!