Elaine Smith Writes

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Symmetry

The key to beauty?

Our next guest, Jaclyn Smith, has frequently been named to various list of the most beautiful people of all time.  “All time,” in this context, surely refers to “within the recorded history of photography.”

I read somewhere that it’s because she has a very symmetrical face.  Most people’s faces show distinct differences between the left and right sides.  Jaclyn Smith’s has very few—as does Denzel Washington’s.  Hence, according to this thing I read somewhere, the “most beautiful” tag.  Human beings perceive this symmetry as beauty.

I’m sure that’s not all of it.  You could have a completely symmetrical countenance that was otherwise abhorrent to the human eye in some way.  Nonetheless, Jaclyn Smith carries that title with all the baggage, good and bad, that goes with it.

She is most known as Kelly Garrett on Charlie’s Angels.  That show, jiggle-factor aside, was important to women of my generation.  I know it was controversial in the feminist realm because of the jiggle factor (they did seem to end up in bathing suits more often than most private detectives do) and because, at the end of the day, they still had a male boss, but it did give us images of women pushing the boundaries of traditionally female roles.

After her time as an Angel, Ms. Smith became a fixture on TV throughout the 80’s; during the 80’s and 90’s, she grew several successful businesses, pioneering the concept of celebrity-developed brands with her clothing line for Kmart.  Now, in this decade, she has been seen on TV quite often in guest spots, as host of Shear Genius and a recurring role on The District.

I have a lot of respect for people who can take a role in a phenomenon and build on it.  I respect the loyalty that kept her with the show throughout its entire run.  I respect the ability to diversify, to take the opportunities that have been afforded and build businesses outside of show biz.  And, let’s face it, a lot of us just have a soft spot for Kelly Garrett.  She was the most thoroughly nice Angel, after all.