Elaine Smith Writes

Anything She Wants

Punctuality is. . .

. . .the politeness of princes.*

And something that eludes me when it comes to birthday presents.

This Thursday, I am thankful for nieces and nephews who seem to forgive me even though I never get their birthday presents to them on time.

Honestly, I really don’t know why that is.  I must have some deep psychological block, because I am very organized and prompt about other things.  It’s not like I forget their birthdays.  Often, I think of the birthday a month in advance.  I think, Oh!  Look!  Nephew A’s birthday is next month.  I wonder what he would like?  Then I do absolutely nothing about it.

As the impending anniversary of Nephew A’s nativity impends a little closer, I think, Golly!  Nephew A!  I’ve got to get him a present.  I think of possibilities. I ponder toys and books and–I don’t know–drum sets (because you never actually have to forgive your siblings for hogging the sofa during The Mary Tyler Moore Show).  And I do absolutely nothing about it.

About a week out, I think, I absolutely, positively, without-a-doubt must get that present off to Nephew A.

And. . .I do absolutely nothing about it.

At a certain point, short of FedEx or other overnight delivery options, it’s just too late.  It’s not going to get there on time.

At that point, it turns into a phone call.  An I’m-sorry-but-your-birthday-present-is-going-to-be-late-please-don’t-hate-me phone call.  (And maybe that’s the point?  An excuse to talk to those long-distance, too busy with the Wii or the iPod or the iPad or the television kids?)

I don’t know.

I’ll try to do better, although I’ve been saying that for years.

Meantime, I’m really thankful they don’t hate me.

 


* Louis XVIII