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I found something!

Better De-leafing

Earlier this month, I was wondering if there was some special technique to leaf blowing.

Well!

I haven’t found a special technique for blowing of the leaves per se, but I have discovered a slightly better way to pick them up.  Familiar to all leaf blowing peoples of the known world, probably, but new to me.  (What can I say?  I’m slow.)

Use a tarp.

See?  Once I say it, it seems self-evident, doesn’t it?

Just use the leaf blower to move all the leaves onto the tarp.  Then, pick the tarp up (carefully), and dump the leaves into the bag or bin or whatever.

Now, I will tell you that this method does have some limitations.  If your tarp is not big enough, you will, basically, just blow the leaves over it.  If you don’t do something to weigh down the edges…goodbye tarp.  If your tarp is too big, dumping the leaves becomes an interesting exercise in wrestling with the tarp.

To be honest, I have thus far found it to be easier to proceed thusly:  Use the leaf blower to create piles of leaves.  Then, put the tarp beside the pile, and use the rake to move the leaves onto the tarp.  Then, proceed to wrestle with the tarp as necessary.

The thing about this new (to me) discovery is that picking up the leaves has gone from being the hardest part of the whole business to being one of the easiest.  Not counting those times when I just decide to mow the leaves, instead.  Or those future times—probably never happening but occasionally dreamed of—in which all the trees have been removed by my most amazing tree guy.

One of the reasons this is not happening is that my most amazing tree guy is reasonable but not cheap.

Plus, I have neighbors with trees, and the wind is no respecter of property lines.

Plus, I like trees.

I just would prefer it if they would drop their leaves all at one time—or during the same season, at least—instead of from October to March.  Six months of leaves is too many.

And don’t get me started about the sweet gum balls!

 

Is there some special technique

to leaf blowing?

This is what I am wondering today.  I’ve had my leaf blower for about 2 years, and I must confess that I do not seem to have grasped whatever nuances there are.

You’d think it would be easy, right?

It’s a blast of air.

Point at the leaves, and they blow away.

Well, yeah.

They do.

Blow away.

But, here’s the thing.  They blow in multiple directions.  So, I very carefully clear off one section of the driveway, say, and as soon as I move to the next section, I am blowing leaves back over the cleared portion.  It’s…disheartening.

Now, the lawn guys I see working around the neighborhood don’t seem to have this problem.  They go whooshing around, jump back in their trucks, and leave behind a nice clear driveway.

That’s not what happens for me.  I blow the leaves off the rocks in the flower beds, and they land on the front porch.  I blow them off the porch, and they’re back in the flower beds.  I don’t think I’m getting the hang of it at all.

I’ve googled.

I don’t find any new ideas, really, except for one guy who suggested making sure your beer is covered before you start leaf blowing.  That wasn’t exactly the kind of thing I was looking for.

Now, I don’t want you to think I’m buried in leaves.  I have had some success.  (Some?  My budget for bags is BIG.)

I’ve been blowing leaves since October and expect to continue through March.   First, the sweet gum leaves fall and the popcorn tree drops its foliage.  Then the crepe myrtles and various other trees to which I have not been introduced (so I don’t know their names).  Right about now, the cypress needles start drifting across the yard.  I think the water oaks begin just when you think everything is done.

Leaf removal is a six month (at least) task.  I don’t even try to get all of them up.  I just try to keep the hardscape clear.

I’m not terrible at it, but I’m wondering if there’s a way to be better.

I’d just like to be able to aim with slightly more…specificity.  Is that too much to ask?