Elaine Smith Writes

Anything She Wants

A Thespian Thursday

Twisting your tongue into tangles

A little something for the actors in the group or teachers or anyone who has to do any public speaking.

Any time you have to get up in front of people and talk, it is a good idea to wake up your tongue. A little “Peter Piper,” a little “woodchuck chucking wood” in advance and your performance will be better.

(I saw Rachel Maddow the other day. I love Rachel Maddow–but on this particular day, she’d skipped the warm-up, I think.)

Avoid the stumbles and fumbles. Try a few tongue twisters. Say each one 3 times fast, and you’ll be ready for anything.

Alice asks for axes

Bad black bran bread

Betty Bocker bought some butter, but she said “This butter’s bitter!
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter!”
So she bought some better butter and she put it in her batter
And it made her bitter batter better.

The big black bug bit the big black bear and the big black bear bled blood

Bluebeard’s blue bluebird

Bland Bea Blinks Back

Cinnamon Aluminium Linoleum

Cheap sheep soup

Friendly fleas and huffy fruitflies

A fat-free fruit float

Greek grapes

Gig-whip

The hare’s ear heard ere the hair heeded

Ike ships ice chips in ice chips ships

June sheep sleep soundly

Keenity cleaning copper kettles

Lemon lime liniment

Much mashed mushrooms

Norse myths

Nine nice night nymphs

Awful old ollie oils oily autos

Under the mother otter uttered the other otter

A pack of pesky pixies

Poor pure Pierre

The queen coined quick clipped quips

Red leather yellow leather

Rigid rugged rubber baby buggy bumpers

Round and round the rugged rocks the ragged rascals ran their rural races

Strange strategic statistics

The sea ceaseth seething

Six sick shorn sheep

The sixth Sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick

Such a shapeless sash

The swan swam over the swell, swim swan swim
The swan swam back again, well swum swan

A ghost’s sheets would soon shrink in such suds

Thrash the thickset thug

Three free through trains

Tea for the thin twin tinsmith

What a to do to die today, at a minute or two to two.
A distinctly difficult thing to say, but harder still to do.
For they’ll beat a tattoo at twenty to two
With a rat-a-tattoo at two
And the dragon will come when he hears the drum
At a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.

You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New York

Valuable valley villas

Real wristwatch straps

War weary warriors

Ex disk jockey

Local yokel jokes

Zithers slither slowly south

Trip over your tongue a lot?  I bet, if you did, you laughed–and that’s another benefit.  Laughter wakes up your diaphragm.  Your voice will have more support.

There you go.  All warmed up now? Knock ’em dead.


Most of these came from my work with the American Globe Theatre and Pulse Ensemble Theatre–but I’ve checked, and they all seem to be widely available elsewhere on the ‘net, so feel free to use and share.