{"id":2503,"date":"2013-03-16T03:00:11","date_gmt":"2013-03-16T07:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elainesmithwrites.com\/wp\/?p=2503"},"modified":"2014-02-09T15:07:37","modified_gmt":"2014-02-09T20:07:37","slug":"groan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elainesmithwrites.com\/wp\/2013\/03\/16\/groan\/","title":{"rendered":"Groan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"color: #1c827a;\">Is there anything better than a bad joke?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Except it has to be a <em>good<\/em> bad joke.\u00a0 Like this one from a website purporting to have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tallrite.com\/LightRelief\/worldsbestjokes.htm\" target=\"_blank\">86 of the World&#8217;s Best Jokes:<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Which day of the week do fish hate?<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">Fry-day<\/p>\n<p>Imagine rimshot here&#8230;and a groan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is there anything better than a bad joke? Except it has to be a good bad joke.\u00a0 Like this one from a website purporting to have 86 of the World&#8217;s Best Jokes: Which day of the week do fish hate? Fry-day Imagine rimshot here&#8230;and a groan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,84],"tags":[248,269],"class_list":["post-2503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all","category-life-in-general","tag-silly-saturdays","tag-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elainesmithwrites.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2503"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elainesmithwrites.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elainesmithwrites.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elainesmithwrites.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elainesmithwrites.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2503"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/elainesmithwrites.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3068,"href":"https:\/\/elainesmithwrites.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2503\/revisions\/3068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elainesmithwrites.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elainesmithwrites.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elainesmithwrites.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}