I know you are.

This Monday’s Miracle is that I have run out of things to say about lizards.  For now.

It reminds me of that old Knock, Knock joke

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Repeat until your parents accuse you of not knowing the punch line and THEN you say

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange.
(with relief) Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?

And much hilarity ensues.  At least, when you’re seven.

So, aren’t you glad I didn’t say lizard again?

But, I must point out something else about this whole thing.

I got seven (eight, if you count this one) blog posts out of a five minute incident.

And that is surely a miracle!