Elaine Smith Writes

About Herself (Eeek!)

The Accidental Playwright

Life upon the wicked stage--and behind it.
Lope de Vega, the great Spanish poet and playwright, said that all that theatre requires is a platform to stand on and an evocative script ('two boards and a passion'). The passion is easy to find; the boards...not so much.

In the beginning, however, it wasn't so much a passion for writing that led me to playwriting as it was a passion for acting--which I've been doing, on and off, since kindergarten. (See the About page.) Not making much money, mind you, since something like 80% of members of Actors Equity have no acting income at all in any given year. That never worried me much, but, you know, the rent has to be paid, and it's good to eat something once in a while. So, I fell into a couple of temp jobs and evolved, eventually, into an S corporation. Suddenly, I was a small business owner with very little time for auditions.

That feeds the body, but not necessarily the soul.

Time passed. Creativity demanded equal time, and I resumed taking acting classes from an absolutely fabulous teacher (Julia Carey--if you get a chance to study with her, grab it!). One day, after a very productive coaching session on audition material, I walked out of class inspired, encouraged and frustrated--and talking to myself, as I am sometimes wont to do. The conversation went, roughly, like this:

Clueless Me*
That was fun! And I'm really not so bad an actor. Why don't I get to do this more often?

The Me Who Knows Better
Well, let's see. You spend way too much time at the office, you've never learned to really sell yourself, and there really aren't that many roles for women your age.

Clueless Me
I should write a play.

The Me Who Knows Better
You should!

Clueless Me
Don't be silly. I can't write a play!

The Me Who Knows Better
You could write a ten minute play. What's ten minutes? Ten minutes, ten pages. Anybody can write ten pages.

(Author's note: I really do know that writing a ten minute play is actually harder than writing a full-length play, but one of the tricks to making progress is letting your mind fool itself once in a while.)

Clueless Me
Oh. Yeah. Okay.

The Me Who Knows Better
And as long as you're going to write a play with one good woman's role in it, you should try for at least two.

Clueless Me
Oh. Right. Yeah. Okay.

The Me Who Knows Better
So what kind of relationships are there between women?

And we were off.

Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor. Mothers and daughters, lawyers and clients, cops and robbers, sisters, lovers.

A phrase came into my head. "There's death in that. . . .something."

I started to write. The result was an award-winning full-length play and the miracle of having one of my favorite actresses in the whole wide world, Linda Hamilton, fly in from California to do a brilliant reading at New Jersey Rep. Membership in the Dramatists Guild. Readings at LORT theatres. Meetings with Broadway producers. An agent.

Lots of excitement. And, still, no production. (Told you it was easier to find the passion than the boards.)

But I have faith. It's gonna get there.

And, meanwhile, guess what?

I have written a couple of ten minute plays. Anybody can write ten pages.